Advice. From a Dog.
Te’o thinks you’re all a bunch of nerds. Ask him anything you want and he’ll hit you with some advice. He’s a dog so he has time to ponder on the meaning of life or which angle he wants to lick himself. He’s also 8. Which makes him like 40 or some shit. So he’s wiser than you. Follow his advice and you might improve whatever it is that you’re asking a dog about. Probably not.