I am sitting in training, and @grubersorch is driving me crazy. How should I respond?
Listen. Show her this picture. Whatever her response is ignore it and say:
“No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Canvas Woman up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the canvas.”
Do it with your best Billy Madison impression.
Then look at her with disgust.
Don’t ever clarify. Just leave.
Or, you know, move seats. Your call.
Live Fast, Pet Dogs.